”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall, via doseofted)
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
(via ssecretlyaninjaa)
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
(via far-far-away-galaxy)